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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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