Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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