If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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