Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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