it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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