i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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