we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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