wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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