I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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