rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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