in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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