By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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