Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
