is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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