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youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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