i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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