So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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