Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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