But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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