am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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