please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
please don't ironically join a cult
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