so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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