I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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