I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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