Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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