Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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