wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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