I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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