: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
