Pappa wants mamma naked
I could have mohawked her pubes.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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