Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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