It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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