I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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