things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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