Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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