Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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