I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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