I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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