we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
