Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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