Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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