I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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