Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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