My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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