so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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