Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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