Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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