Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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