Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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