we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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